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September Horoscopes

Illustration by Khanya Kemami (he/him)

by Sun Ray J (they/them)


Transits, Keys & Emoji’s

* Aug 29 – Uranus Retrograde in Taurus: Play Electric Relaxation x ATCB ⚡️

* Sept 4 – Venus Direct in Leo: The Writings on the Wall 🌹🏳️‍🌈

* Sept 4 – Jupiter Retrograde in Taurus: Gravy Train to your Goals, Cosmic Roots Connect our Souls 🤑🍄Play Get Dis Money (Tom Misch x Jordan Rakei Remix)

* Sept 6 – Mercury Cazimi: Inner Truth Mic Drops 🎤

* Sept 15 – New Moon in Virgo: Zesty Fresh, Ginger Lemonade 🌚🍋

* Sept 15 – Mercury Direct in Virgo: Don’t Try to Believe, Just Be Willing to Believe

* Sept 23 – Spring/Autumnal Equinox Sun enters Libra: Bloom or Fall As Needed 🌸Play Breeze x Dj Kent & Nandi Madida

* Sept 29 – Full Moon in Aries: Go 444 It, Initiation into New Selfhood 🎸🌝

Overview

September has sprung, and another equinox approaches. Southern Hemisphere baddies welcome springtime, while autumn leaves begin to fall over the baddies of the North. No matter where you are, it’s a potent moment of rebirth and transformation. Whether you’re testing out your new wings after a Summer of fun or slowly wriggling out of Winter’s chrysalis, now is a great time to check in with your inner being and witness your becoming.

The month begins with our lover Venus going direct in Leo, completing her 40-day journey through the underworld, coinciding with Queen Bey’s Bday. The writings on the wall make clear – a potent matriarchal force has risen. What a moment we’re witnessing within ourselves and the world. It’s the time of long-awaited cosmic rebalancing, a reunion of the divine theminine within us all. The same day, Jupiter, our Galactic Sugar Daddy stations retrograde in Taurus. Bills, bills, bills. This is a moment for finessing our way to total fiscal freedom. A few days later, a Mercury cazimi brings out our most freeing inner truths and revelations and drops the mic on seeking God outside when God resides within. Use mind-heart unity as a powerful tool for grounding and navigating with your Higher Self.

Mid-month, at the New Moon in Virgo, denounce every illusion of separation and any notion that you are ungodly. Reclaim your essence and move with lightspeed to your most vivacious timeline. The same day Mercury goes direct, so let the energy flow and give thanks for any edits or re-routes along the last few weeks. The Equinox arrives as the Sun enters Libra and the annual Spring/Autumn season shifts. It’s time to bring out the spirit of harmony, beauty and a touch of delight from within. Let luxury be your guide and follow your bliss to fulfilment. Make full use of the power in your presence and claim your satisfaction now and no later.

We end the month with a Full Moon in Aries, marking a culmination of selfhood over the last six months. Praise who you have been, who you will be and who you are now. Enjoy the fruits of your harvest and prepare for your grandest initiation into being.

Virgo, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. Are you having sweet dreams or beautiful nightmares? Double up on your rest for the best astral travelling. What inner power from your subconscious realms has risen now to feel? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate who you are turning into. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape deep within you. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by honouring the inner whispers of your heart. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and gratitude for your bounty. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Consult your inner oracle and tune in with your spirit team. You are one with all that is. Your ability to feel your godliness makes heaven shine on earth.

Libra, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. Step out with your crew and make sure to archive these precious moments. What inner power from your inner circle has risen now to be acknowledged? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call, and let love illuminate your understanding of your dreams. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape through interpretations and esoteric nuance. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality through metaphysical expansion. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch as your fluorescence blooms. You are an earthly flower with the essence of beauty intricately woven into your being. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Let love be the fuel driving your closest relations and partnerships. You naturally harmonise by using your heart-mind unity. Keep your heart light as a feather and your mind clear as the blue sky.

Scorpio, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. Set your trail ablaze. Who run the world? You! What inner power from your public domains has risen now to be acknowledged? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to community collaborations. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your collectives and groups. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by imagining the ideal world you wish to create with your kin. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and a pot of tea to wind down, especially if the last season has taken a toll on your energetic battery. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Your daily flow is revving up. Start acknowledging your daily wins and watch them grow! Your depths give you vast space to behold life’s richest blessings. You have permission to receive it.

Sagittarius, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. You are destiny’s child. An incredible portal is opening for you to enter now. What inner power from your higher self has risen to quantum leap into? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to your biggest public wins. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your image. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by owning your right to be praised and seen. The Spring/ Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and get inspired by your community. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Your senses are guiding you to what pleases them. Find what sparks your spirit and light the fireworks of your heart’s calling. Trust your soul to find the way. Calculated creative and romantic risks pay off.

Capricorn, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. Driver roll up the partition, please. What inner power from your shadowy depths has risen now to embrace? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to obey your Higher Mind’s intuition. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in the form of travel opportunities. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by imagining yourself on that plane, train, bike or Uber. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch, and let your star power shine. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Reroot yourself and your plants and ground them in the direction you wish to grow. You possess the ability of the Gods to bring inner vision to life. Use your earthly powers wisely and manifest your way to better days.

Aquarius, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. If there’s a baby boi staying on your mind, fulfilling your fantasy, then make 1 + 1 = 2. What inner power from your intimate connections has risen now to feel? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to shared resourcefulness. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape behind the scenes. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by consulting with your guides and claiming your inherent worth. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and some adventuring if the travel bug has bitten. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Follow your wildest ideas to a new era of self-expression. Your intellectual prowess attracts all you want and more. Why fetch what your magnetism naturally draws directly to you? Magnetise yourself.

Pisces, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. You have been on your grind, and it’s showing each day. What inner power from your daily consistency has risen now to be appreciated? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let that inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to the partnerships and connections of your dreams come true. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape between you and your lover(s). The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by committing to the long-term relationships you wish to cultivate. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and prepare for serious soul reunions. End of the month brand new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries, your ability to experience a life of immense richness is peaking. There’s an incredible quality to the spiritual waters of your soul. You drench the world in a love so pure its healing capacity is unmatched. Like the Gods descending to bless us, you are a gift sent from the heavens to be on earth.

Aries, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s day. Give yourself the Green Light to the good life and let loose, cause it’s eleven-thirty and the club is jumpin jumpin. What inner power from your sexuality has risen now to play with, see and express? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to sustained daily wins. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your routines and workflow. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality through consistency. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and reconnection with your favourite collaborators, partners and associates. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. You’re revving up for a new season featuring a new you. You are a walking force of nature. Start that inner fire and glow.

Taurus, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. You are Venusian by nature. Bring out your nurturing side by connecting to those you care for. Do something nice for yourself, or get someone to cater to you! What inner power from your ancestry has risen now to be claimed and rooted? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner-wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to pursuing your pleasure. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your creative ventures. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by honouring the pull of what caresses your soul. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and more ease in your daily routines. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. You’re prime for divine messages from the spirit realm. Get some extra rest and use your earthy powers to make all your wildest dreams come true. You’re a master manifester. Ground yourself as your dreams take shape through you.

Gemini, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. Reconnect with your besties and catch up if it’s been long overdue or if you’ve been needing somebody to talk to. What inner power from your mental planes has risen into your awareness? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to a nourishing connection with life. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your home. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality through a big move, new decor or fresh inner senses. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and whatever brings you delight and joy. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Tap into your network and get ready for the collaborations of your dreams. The air of your levity moves mountains before you. Nothing can stop you once you set your mind and decide to be the version of you who already has it all.

Cancer, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. Can they pay your bills? Can they pay your telephone bills? Invite receptivity and remember that you can provide yourself with everything you need. What inner power from your divine inheritance has risen now to be cashed in and claimed? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call and let love illuminate your way to the ideas that spark your interest. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your mind. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by clarifying the plans needed to execute your new vision. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and an offering of love to your ancestors who breathe through you and live for you each day. End of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries. Your glow-up is imminent, so prepare yourself to take centre stage. The waters of your soul quench the thirst of the masses. Let the haters eat cake while you drink the milk of your wins.

Leo, September begins with our lover Venus stationing direct on the 4th, Queen Bey’s Day. And in your sign! Get your freaky dress on! Everywhere you walk is a runway. What inner power from your heart’s truth has risen now to embody? Use this moment to channel your wildest dreams through your mind’s eye and let your inner wild one run free. The same day, Galactic Sugar Daddy Jupiter stations retrograde in Taurus. Jupiter joins rebel-rousing Uranus, also retrograde in Taurus. It’s a wake-up call to re-edit your budgets and straddle your financial goals. Let go of adages and dare to believe money does grow on trees. Tend to your plants and trim the leaves of lack to open the portal to new blooms of abundance.

On the 6th, the Sun and Mercury meet in Virgo, aka, a Mercury Cazimi. It harks the herald angel to sing of prophetic purification and alignment. Hear your heart’s call, and let love illuminate your way to the big bank. Mid-month, the New Moon in Virgo marks the start of another lunar cycle. New beginnings are taking shape in your finances and ability to provide for yourself. The same day, cosmic messenger Mercury stations direct. Give yourself the green light and make your most vivid dreams a reality by owning your resourcefulness. The Spring/Autumnal Equinox peaks as the Sun enters Libra on the 23rd. Welcome this shift with a gentle touch and reconnect with your siblings and besties. At the end of the month, new beginnings beckon us at the Full Moon in Aries, prime time for world travel, mental expansion and walking in alignment with your higher self. Your sacred inner fire projects a deep spiritual warmth in your field. Radiate your love like rays from the sun.


I’m Jordan, also known as Sun Ray J or @galacticbaddiesss (they/them).

I’m a queer, non-binary Astro Healer (Astrologer), Moon Whisperer (Moonologist) and Sonic Motion artist. I grew up in East London, Eastern Cape. I’m creative at heart, and I studied Motion Picture, specialising in television head writing and sound engineering.

I currently have a 2023 Astro calendar for sale, illustrated by Khanya Kemami.

I’m in love with the stars and how they live through us, and I have been a student and practitioner of astrological arts for about eight years. I’m a Pisces Sun, Gemini Moon (Mx Chatz) and Pisces Rising! A textbook Pisces – I emote, am always dreaming, and must find the silver lining! Oh, the ESP, the transmutation, the alchemy of it all. It’s giving Paulo Coelho storytelling to the sounds of South African house music, Badu, and old-school grooves.

I live in Johannesburg, where I am a founder and co-director of Queermunity TV (@queermunitytv), a queer-owned production company where we co-create magic with and for the Queers of the world. We also offer social media management and content creation services.

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